Bacon Salt

Just add food. Salt that tastes just like delicious bacon Use it on any food you'd normally salt Vegetarian and Kosher - no pigs were harmed!

$6.95

Bacon Chedder Salt

Just add food. Salt that tastes just like delicious bacon Use it on any food you'd normally salt Vegetarian and Kosher - no pigs were harmed!

$6.95

Regular Baconnaise

Baconnaise Bacon! Vegetarian and Kosher friendly. Mayonnaise! One year shelf life while sealed. Refrigerate after opening.

$7.95

Bacon Lube

You've always been a lover of bacon. Now you can be a bacon lover, with baconlube™, the world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.

$14.95

Bacon Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my, would grandma be in for a surprise if she popped o...

$8.95

Bacon Air Freshener

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string fo...

$3.95

Bacon Bandage

There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages w...

$6.95

Gummy Bacon

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored ...

$5.95

Bacon Wallet

Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash ...

$14.95

Bacon Mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint...

$3.95

Bacon Toothpicks

These slender sticks of wood are generously infused with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains eighty toot...

$3.95

Mr. Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu

Food fight! Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything...

$12.95

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve? Each ...

$4.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but bette...

$5.95

Bacon And Egg Bag

These days most people bring their own bags when they shop, but why settle for a bag that advertises the local grocery chain when you could be sporting something more stylish? And when we say styli...

$9.95

Bacon Gumballs

Yes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3-1/4&qu...

$4.95

Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game

This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like ...

$24.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist ...

$4.95

Bacon Soap

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each...

$7.95

Bendable Mr. Bacon

You love bacon and Mr. Bacon loves you. He wants to be your best bendable bacon buddy. He wants to accompany you on your many adventures. He wants to teach you how to make your life meatier. We wis...

$5.95

Bacon Toothpaste

Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when...

$5.95

Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets

When you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will begin to bubble and dissolve, eventually infusing the water with a delicious bacon flavor. But don't limit yourself to wat...

$4.95

Mr. Bacon Air Freshener

Make your car smell like a delicious roadside diner with this pungent, personified food air freshener. Mr. Bacon is 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall and smells like sizzling bacon. String for hanging incl...

$3.95

Mr. Bacon Jumbo Magnet

Much like real bacon, this 15" (38.1 cm) tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put one on your meat locker as a mascot, or, better yet, put one on each side of your car to turn it into the...

$10.95

Bacon Gift Wrap

This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! .

$4.95