Cat Butts Liquid Hand Soap

For true cat lovers. Not that YOUR cat is dirty. No way. Those paws covered in urine and kitty litter...super clean. Good kitty, good little kitty. Now get off my pillow. Green Tea Scent with Aloe!...

$11.95

Wash Away Your Sins Liquid Hand Soap

Go forth cleansed from sin, ready to do-it-again. Easter Lily Scent. 8 oz./ 236 ml

$11.95

Cleaner Than Shit Liquid Hand Soap

A lovely liquid hand soap that provides you with not only that shit-free experience you've been looking for, but also mositurizes with Aloe and scented with sweet Verbena and Lime! Use more if ...

$11.95

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Soap

Because, hey, you never know. Better to be safe than sorry. No offense to you specifically, ok? I wash after shaking in general. Shaking hands! I wash after shaking hands. That's what I meant t...

$11.95

Bitch Slap Those Germs

Slap each germ, one at a time, with an open palm - they're not even worthy of a man sized punch. Make them cry. Cry, dirty germy, cry. Cry all the way to...dead. Scented with heavenly Lemongras...

$11.95

Happy Birthday Toilet Paper

Happy Birthday To You!  Happy Birthday To You! Happy Birthday Dear ______ . Happy Birthday TP so you can wipe off your POO!   What a great way to recognize someones big day, wit...

$9.95

Lip Balm-Raspberry Lemongrass

There's something awesome being delivered here in a pretty adorable tin. This is good shit. Raspberry Lemongrass. .3 oz./ 8.5 g

$7.95

Lip Balm-Vanilla Cardamom

This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty. Vanilla Cardamom. Mmmmm. .3 oz./ 8.5 g

$7.95

Lip Balm-Lemonade Hibiscus

Let us serve you up somethin' juicy that'll keep your lips all soft and sweet. This is good shit. Lemonade Hibiscus. .3 oz./ 8.5 g

$7.95

Lip Balm-Coconut Basil

You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it is. This is good shit. Coconut Basil. Mmmmm. .3 oz./ 8.5 g

$7.95

Communicate With Dad Breath Spray

$6.95

Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray

Instant Gay Accent Breath Spray

$6.95

Accept The Fact You Are Aging Breath Spray

Accept The Fact You Are Aging Breath Spray

$6.95

Homesweet Toothbrush Holder

$9.95

Use This Toothbrush

Use This Toothbrush

$9.95

Sinner Toothbrush Holder

Sinner Toothbrush Holder

$9.95

Bad Ass Toothbrush Holder

Bad Ass Toothbrush Holder

$9.95

Chicks Soap

Chicks Soap

$8.95

Owl Contact Lens Case

Keep your lenses safe and have them look cute in the process.   Comes in three awesome colors! 

$6.95

Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer

Toothbrush sanitizing made easy! The Zapi Personal Toothbrush Sanitizer will reduce your exposure to germs and bacteria in just minutes. This ultraviolet light cleaner will eliminate up to 99% of g...

$44.95

Stripe Toothbrush Sanitizer

Toothbrush sanitizing made easy! The Zapi Personal Toothbrush Sanitizer will reduce your exposure to germs and bacteria in just minutes. This ultraviolet light cleaner will eliminate up to 99% of g...

$44.95

Penguin Toothbrush Sanitizer

Toothbrush sanitizing made easy! The Zapi Personal Toothbrush Sanitizer will reduce your exposure to germs and bacteria in just minutes. This ultraviolet light cleaner will eliminate up to 99% of g...

$44.95

Blue Toothbrush Sanitizer

Toothbrush sanitizing made easy! The Zapi Personal Toothbrush Sanitizer will reduce your exposure to germs and bacteria in just minutes. This ultraviolet light cleaner will eliminate up to 99% of g...

$44.95

Stripe Slim Sonic Toothbrush

If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The violight slim...

$22.95

Zebra Slim Sonic Toothbrush

If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The violight slim...

$22.95

Silver Slim Sonic Toothbrush

If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The violight slim...

$22.95

Purple Slim Sonic Toothbrush

If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The violight slim...

$22.95

Pink Slim Sonic Toothbrush

If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The violight slim...

$22.95

Blue Slim Sonic Toothbrush

  If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, violight has the answer for you. The vi...

$22.95

Black Slim Sonic Toothbrush

  If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, Violight has the answer for you. The Vi...

$22.95

White Sonic Slim Toothbrush

  If you love your sonic toothbrush, or have been looking to get one, but hate traveling with it and having to deal with all the wires and chargers, Violight has the answer for you. This S...

$22.95

Duck Shadow Curtain

What’s yellow, floats in the bath, and casts a menacing shadow? Our Psycho inspired Shadow Of The Duck Shower Curtain!   Our shower curtain brings a bit of ducky menace to your bath...

$22.95

Splash Lollipop Spounge

Why settle for boring sponges, make bathtime fun with this loli shaped sponge! The wooden stick makes scrubbing your back really easy

$7.95

4 Compartment Pill Box

4 compartment pill box. It keeps your pills safe while looking awesome in a box.

$2.95

Large Pill Compartment Box

6 compartments for keeping.   Clear red lid with cross. Inner compartment is removable.

$3.95

Compact Cosmetic Case

Molded acrylic cosmetic and jewelry storage with 2 clear removable storage trays. Perfect for storing make-up brushes while organizing your individual cosmetic pieces. 12 x 6 x 5" (30 x 14 x...

$32.95

You Nasty Hand Sanitizer

Yo bro. Just sayin'. Got it? Cool. 'Cause you ain't the $h!t if you smell like it. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Was That Slutty? Sanitizer

So hard to really nail that down, that thing that I did. It's like, I think it was totally cool, but maybe it was a little on the border there. Can you fix my tag? No, not that one. Yeah....THA...

$6.95

Ew. Hand Sanitizer

Doorknobs. Ew. That dog over there. Double Ew. Dollar bills, park benches, children. Ew, Ew and super Ew. Don't risk it. Seriously. You know? This stuff kills 99.9% of germs on contact. Use it....

$6.95

Take A Sick Day Hand Sanitizer

You might think that the sound of you blowing your nose into a tissue creates sympathy in the world around you....but I gotta break it to ya....it doesn't. Just go home. Kills 99.9% of germs on...

$6.95

Thanks For Scooping My Poop Hand Sanitizer

For those who know who's in charge. And those in charge are NOT the ones picking up cat turds. Who's a good girl? SUCH a gooooood girl. Now refill my bowl too, will ya? Kinda gettin' th...

$6.95

Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer

Hand's best friend. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Germ-a-phobe Hand Sanitizer

Use after handwashing to be extra safe. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Germbo Hand Sanitizer

It's payback time! With moisturizing aloe vera. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Fancy Schmancy Hand Sanitizer

Schmear some on! Kills 99,9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Divine Intervention Hand Sanitizer

Cleanse thy hands of filth and soil. Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.

$6.95

Smack My Germs Bitch Sanitizer

I'll wash my hands when I'm damn good and ready. Formulated with moistening extracts of Aloe Vera. 2 oz./ 59 ml.

$6.95

OCD Hand Sanitizer

If you're not sanitizing, you're getting infected. Open cap, sanitize, close cap. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. 2 oz./ 59 ml.

$6.95

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact! 2 oz./ 59 ml.

$6.95

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

 Foolish bacteria! Microbes are no match for the cleaning capacity of a good bitch slap! Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59 ml.

$6.95