Sperm Bank

Give someone you love a sperm!...bank.

$11.95

Red Furry Handcuffs

Lock up your lover and explore your fetish fantasies with these fabulous Furry Cuffs. Lined with velvety-soft faux fur, these heavy-duty cuffs keep your lover comfortably constrained and looking se...

$19.95

Wild Sex Dice Game

This Yahtzee-like dice game causes innocent players to yell the darndest things, such as "I need one more orgasm!" or "Why do I keep getting 'juicy?'." Funny stuff, espe...

$18.95

Bacon Lube

You've always been a lover of bacon. Now you can be a bacon lover, with baconlube™, the world's first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.

$14.95

Bullsh*t Button

Description There is always at least one person in the office who is always mouthing off thinking they know everything or maybe there is a person who is always late or off and makes up the most s...

$8.95

Paint By Numbers -- Now for adults!

  Painting by numbers for adults; the most fun you can have with a paintbrush, just follow the numbers and create your very own foxy masterpiece.   Painting a stripper has nev...

$9.95

Paint By Numbers -- Now for adults!

Painting by numbers for adults - the most fun you can have with a paintbrush! Just follow the numbers and create your very own hunk of a masterpiece.   Painting a stripper has ...

$9.95

Pepperment Nipples

Takes your breath away

$6.95

Light Bites - Candles With Handles

Light Bites are durable, reusable plastic forks with a special talent – they can hold candles! Stick them right into your cake and you’re good to go. We even included the candles! 12 fo...

$7.95

Cowboy Pocket Pal

  **MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PURCHASE THIS ITEM**     Not only is this a great stocking stuffer, it's he's also a nice fellow in general. You could probabl...

$21.95

Steel Handcuffs

Bring out the bad in you.

$19.95

The Tuggie

Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your penis. don't be fooled by cheap imitations, only the tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered ...

$14.95

Penis Pasta

Our Penis Pasta comes packaged with a Raunchy recipe ' Big Balls with Steamy sauce' Great to just serve up without telling anyone. Will they recognize the shape of the pasta? Warming increa...

$8.95

Boob Pasta

Get a little risqué for your next dinner & cook with this naughty gourmet pasta! A delicious idea for parties or potlucks, the box comes with a recipe for “Pert Pasta Boobs Tossed ...

$8.95

Emergency Mini Vibrator

**YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO BUY THIS PRODUCT**                   The Ultimate Naughty Gift Real mini vibrator ...

$12.95

MacAweenie & Cheese

Penis pasta has always been a big hit at bachelorette parties. Now we have penis macaroni and cheese. MacAweenie And Cheese is a new item for us and we think it is pretty darned great. ...

$9.95

Titaroni

Guys love our delicious pasta

$9.95

Mama Peckeroni

From a small province overlooking the Mediterranean Sea, Mama Peckeroni prepares her special blend of Italian cuisine. Italian culture has long been known for its passion of cooking and romance. Ma...

$9.95

Gummy Boobs

To compliment our Penis gummies we have produced Gummy Boobs. So now you can chew, suck and bite to your hearts content on your own personal boobs.

$5.95

Penis Gummies

Fruit flavored magical fun.

$5.95

Cupcake Mints

Cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes.    Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting flavored Cupcake Mints! Each  tin contains about one hundred and thirty m...

$3.95

Cupcake Bandages

Did you get a boo-boo?    Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Let these sweet things slove all of your boo-boo issues without you actually eat...

$6.95

Fairy Eggs Bubble Gum

Ever wondered where fairies come from? Well, we've got your answer. Each precious fairy is hatched from a tiny speckled egg just like a bird. Very few fairies actually get to hatch though, beca...

$4.95

Absinthe Mints

Absinthe is a strong, herb-infused, alcoholic beverage that was extremely popular with artists and authors in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Due to its green color and purported hallucinog...

$3.95

Brain Flavored Zombie Mints

Next time you find yourself cornered by a mob of zombies intent on eating your brain, break out this tin of brain flavored Zombie Mints and offer it to the undead hordes. If you're lucky, they&...

$3.95

Box Full Of Hope Gift Box

We provide the box, you provide the hope!  gift box is decorated with inspirational text and images presenting hope as a material commodity. It's the perfect gift! After all, who doesn'...

$4.95

Absinthe Gumball

Chew some of these Absinthe Gumballs as you read the plays of Oscar Wilde, recite the poetry of Charles Baudelaire or admire the paintings of Vincent van Gogh. All were notorious imbibers of absint...

$4.95

Reluctant Bride Cake Topper

Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. This polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found th...

$22.95

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Most people enthusiastically agree to join their beloved in holy matrimony. Some, however, require a bit more persuading. This polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found th...

$22.95

Pickle Mints

Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years. Try some of these delicious dill flavored mints and you might get popular too. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred mints....

$3.95

Salt Lick Candies

Does your candy taste bland? Add some salt! These surprisingly tasty candies are a fantastic combination of sweet and savory that will have you coming back to the Salt Lick all day long. Each 2-3/4...

$3.95

Pickle Gumballs

If these weren't sweet, chewy and gum-like you'd swear you were eating a genuine dill pickle! Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin contains about twenty-two dill flavored gumballs...

$4.95

Mustache Candy

These Mustache Candies are a tribute to the greatest facial adornment worn by man. From pencil thins to handlebars, we proudly salute upper lips that are hirsute! Each 6" (15.2 cm) long tin co...

$6.95

Cupcake Gift Wrap

This high quality gift wrap features a kooky cast of colorful cupcakes. If you look close enough you might even see a zombie cupcake!

$4.95

Bacon Gift Wrap

This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! .

$4.95

Mustache Gift Wrap

This high quality gift wrap features an impressive array of mustache shapes and styles. Everyone loves a gift wrapped with multiple mustaches!

$4.95

Pi Gift Wrap

This high quality gift wrap features a kaleidoscope of pi symbols floating over a backdrop of pi's value carried to over 5,000 decimal places. FYI: the symbol for pi  is also a letter of t...

$4.95

Bridezilla Tiara

Pink and silver glitter "Bridezilla" tiara. This item is great for bachelorette parties!

$12.95

Bride And Groom Pimp Goblet Set

Bride and Groom rhinestone logo set of goblets. These glasses are great for weddings, dinners, and bachelor and bachelorette parties! Each cup stands approximately 6 inches tall and holds 10 oz.

$32.95